1.Won't Speak
won't speak, for another man
won't say his words are mine
little white lies get confused
and it just takes too much time
say i do, say i don't
maybe i will, or maybe i won't
i won't speak, i won't speak for another man
my opinion is my own, won't speak for another man
no claim to fame just leave me alone, another man
say what you want, what you will
love and live or hate and kill
i won't speak, won't speak for another man
no words, put on your tongue
like food to the mouth of a child
ideas grow inside your head
anger makes you wild
open your mouth it's by yourself
don't even speak for me
everybody has a view
some too blind to see
2.Don't Bother Me
your always hanging around
i see your face in the crowd
and you think you know me
and i think i know you
i see your face everyday
and you turn the other way
i never talk to you
your always talking to me
i never bother you
don't bother me
i never answer the phone
my mom will tell you i'm not home
you won't let up on me
i'm getting rid of you
i'm sick of hearing your voice
your gonna leave me no choice
i'm gonna get me a gun
and you'll find that i'm no fun
i never bother you
don't bother me
3.More Punk
doing what, i want to do,
that's just how it is
do not need, to mold myself
into something else
dressing how, i want to dress
but won't be as punk as you
thinking how, i want to think,
never be as punk as you
you can be popcore, skacore or hardcore
if that's what you think you need
i can have long hair, short hair or no hair
cuz i'm not here to mislead
acting how, i want to act,
won't make me more punk than you
not listening, to what you listen to,
won't make me less punk than you
you can be old school, new school, or too cool
it doesn't matter to me
i can be straight edge, or a junkie with no edge
anything i want to be
i was only six in 1982
how can you expect me to be as punk as you
in the first grade, when we would have our juice
the only songs we sang where dr. seuss
4.Hairy Mary
let's all take a trip to europe
where a girl has never seen a razor
she lifts her arm, and poof there is hair
and it doesn't seem to faze her
don't want to go to hunington beach
it'd be more, like hell than heaven
where every girls underarms
look like they did when they where seven
(or eight)
mysoginy, that is not me
i just like the girlies form
i like, her boobs i like her butt
but i really love her where shes wet and warm
she's warm
love my hairy mary, she's my furry girlie
love my hairy, she's my furry girlie
now i, know you think
you probably know what i am thinking
i'd, bet the devil you don't
will you get it, no you won't
you won't
o.k. it not her boobs, its not her butt
and its not her cooch
i love a girl whose underarms
are hairy like a pooch
5.Girl In The Pit
girl, look she's in the pit
now, she doesn't give a shit
see, she's really having fun
ohh, a jock just grabbed her buns
in the pit, shes in the pit
watch, shes gonna kick his ass
the, first time they pass
ouch, she kicked him in the nuts
screams, don't ever grab my butt
lead
6.Disco Ball
boy she really,
loved that disco ball
as i touched it,
didn't think it'd fall
before i knew it,
all the kids around
punched, kicked and smashed
it to the ground
oh come on now
its just a disco ball
made of cardboard and glass
besides your really
gonna hurt your hands
if you kick my ass
still trying to reason with her,
i broke her grip
running and laughing,
gave her the slip
climbing over a wall,
last thing i had to do
suddenly i stop,
she has my shoe
kick my ass
fingers bleeding, awfully bad
looked at martha
she was really mad
steam was coming out of her ears
snot was coming out of her nose
when i thought i slipped away i heard
her say your gonna pay
like the disco ball,
she smashed me to the ground
now she's sitting on my chest
she's slapping me around
first a punch in the gut
sock in the nose
now i notice she's really pissed
she ripped her pantyhose
7.Wanna Be
i'm a politician, with ethics
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
i'm a preacher, and i'm perfect
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
couldn't i see
couldn't i see
couldn't i see
couldn't i fucking see
i'm a cowboy
in the city
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
i'm a surfer
in the desert
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
i'm pregnant
on crack
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
i'm a duck
in the land of kings
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
8.Lucky Strike
one day i was walkin'
carefree down the street
i was feelin' pretty sweaty
thats sayin' nothin' for my feet
then from out of nowhere
or so i thought
i was smashed against the sidewalk
and i knew it hurt a lot
oohs and aahs
i knew it hurt a lot
but i didn't know what it was
next thing i'm knocked out
and it was because
some guy i didn't know
up on the thirty somethin' floor
he was havin' a bad day
couldn't stand it anymore
now it seems i broke his fall
ended up he broke my back
tell me was this guy drinkin'
tell me was he smokin' crack
now thats a sorry son of a bitch
couldn't do it if he tried
but he's the one that lived
and i'm the one that died
hear he's make silly sounds
with his finger and his lips
some looney landed on me
they spread my ashes off a ship
they spread my ashes off a ship
cuz there was nothin' left to steal
every since i kissed the sidewalk
sure he never missed a meal
9.Her Body
not so long ago, a girl i know
she got knocked up (got knocked up)
she didn't mean to, but
she still was (it's no joke)
knew she made a mistake
had a heavy choice to make (hers to make)
but there is this old man
believes in just one plan (old as dirt)
he can't hear her voice
thinks she has no choice
says pro lifes the way
he's living in yesterday
i want to see, these old men
with the pro-life schtick (prolife prick)
who crumble everytime
they pass a kidney stone through their dick (their the p hole)
try and squeeze, a bowling ball
out of your butt (does it hurt)
until then,
keep your mouth shut (shut it now)
no voice, choice
no voice, choice
no voice, choice
it's her body
no one is the same
when your born
you have no name
it's her body
10.Endless Bummer
so you think i'm happy by the smile on my face
look inside my head you'll see an empty space
you won't find a thought or a care in my skull
without this gorgeous grin, i guess i'm pretty dull
no money, it won't make me happy
no drug, can make me happy
no body, will make me happy
no nothin', i so pathetic
say you have a problem, tell me should i care
i graduated college playing truth or dare
we're beautiful and handsome, thats what matters most
our teeth are straight and perfect, but our brains are toast
no boob job, can make me happy
not diamonds, i won't be happy
that caddy, won't make me happy
not nothin, i'm so pathetic
depression
now its all gone
how do you know
cuz i'm so happy
happy........
11.Pie Face
it's every man's fantasy, to be with two girls
don't jump ahead, let me float you some rules
shut up sit down, and hear what i say
you wanna know right then i'll tell you the way
it's all for her,there's none for you
pretending you care and she won't have a clue
you won't touch her, sit back and watch
right before you see the girls bumpin' crotch
why'd i talk her into being with a girl
now shes left me for one
didn't listen and you didn't do it right
pushed to hard on just the first night
your cover was blown, she saw right through
it's all for her, there's none for you
now your out, the girls are in
they have no morals and you say it's a sin
you had some fun, gave her some pearls
the jokes on you, but never the girls
12.Envy
i've got eyes i can see
everything's blurry
i've got ears i hear
so don't fucking worry
i've got eyes i can see
everything's blurry
i've got ears i hear
anything you think, i already know it
go behind my back and your actions expose it
didn't fool me from the start
only envy fills your heart
have you ever heard of loyalty
jealousy has left you with nothing, no less !
one man's agony, another's success
didn't fool me from the start
only envy fills your heart
have you ever heard of loyalty
can't find yourself, it's not in me
another man's confused by jealousy
the green eyed monster's got you in his hand
he's not real, made in the mind of a man
feeling drunk, can't set yourself free
can't deal with your insecurity
13.F.U.C.K.
f.u.c.k, i want my cd's back
fuck, my new girlfriends stacked
fuck, shes gained some weight
fuck, i'm doing great
but please don't tell her, the truth
being happy, is just a spoof
fuck, tell her i'm rich
fuck, she was always a bitch
fuck, life's treating me good
fuck, hope she chokes on her food
but please don't tell her, the truth
being happy, is just a spoof
or let on to how pathetic i've been
since she left with all of our friends
f. u., f.u.c.k., fuck tell her these things
fuck, you don't see me much
fuck, we don't stay in touch
fuck, i think he's always drunk
fuck, heard he's into punk
fuck, fuck tell her these things
14.Baby Bottle
when i was a baby on the bottle they put me
i didn't know before, but now i want to be
1, 2, 3, bottle baby
when i'm old and gray you will hear the people say
oh, he's been on the bottle since a baby
now in this day and age, it seems the world is wrong
but let me tell you something there's a moral to this song
i've been on the bottle since a baby
and i don't care if people call me lazy
15.Bury The Shovel
however i went
i didn't lose
open the box
to see my shoes
give me a final
kiss on the cheek
in a couple of days
i'd bet i stink
bury me then bury the shovel
bury me, bury the shovel
bury me then bury the shovel
just bury me, bury the shovel
bury me, bury the shovel
put me in
a suit of clothes
make sure my pinky
with the ring on shows
next make sure
my hairs greased down
with tres flores
or royal crown
my friends better celebrate
i know they will
buy a box of cigars, pass em around
this is my last hoorah, send in the clowns
everybody jitterbug, even though i couldn't
don't harass the girls, cuz you know i wouldn't
everyone had better be crying
from laughing hard
don't forget to leave me at rose hills
not the backyard
16.Kids Song
tra la la boom d'e, went to pre-school today
i could not help to find, my teachers always lie
tra la la boom d'e, learned a new tune today
i think its kinda gross, and this is how it goes
three blind mice, three blind mice
see how they run, see how they run
you better watch out for the farmers wife
she'll cut off your tail with a butcher knife
ever seen such sight in your life as
three blind mice
tra la la boom d'e, went to high school today
i could not help to find, my teachers always lie
tra la la boom d'e, learned a new tune today
it really does fit thee, my teachers all told me
i could while away the hours, conferring with the flowers
consulting with the rain
with the thoughts you where thinking
you could be another lincoln,
if you only had a brain
i'd unravel every riddle, for any individdle
in trouble or in pain
i would dance and be merry
life would be a ding-a-derry
if, boom d'e, kicked out of school today
nobody liked me there, my teachers all were scared
tra la la boom d'e, i lost my chick today
she left me standing there, now it's my chance to say
on top of old smokey, all covered with snow
i lost my true lover, for courtin' too slow
for courtings a pleasure, and partings a grief
but a false hearted lover, is worse than a thief
for a thief will just rob you, and take what you have
but a false hearted lover, will lead you to the grave
the grave will decay, and turn you to dust
not one boy in a thousand, a poor girl can trust
he'll hug you and kiss you, and tell you more lies
than cross ties on a railroad, or stars in the skies
que sera sera, whatever will be will be
the future is ours to see, que sera sera
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